Meow Like a Pirate Day

This day be made fer me. Me moniker be Dread scurvy pirate Snowball Flint 'n I be th' baddest bucko around. Ladies swoon at th' mention 'o me moniker 'n men run fer fear I gunna pull out me sword.  T' last wench port her heart on me arm! See fer yerself.

Come on th' poop deck me ship Th' Dark Lust 'n I gunna regal ye wit' tales to curl ye toes 'o all me adventures on th' high seven seas. Don't pay no mind to me faithful trusty parrot Torgay - he be tame unless I shout th' word.

I gunna spin yarns 'o me travels to far off places, th' ships I plundered 'n th' wenches I loved. If I like ya enough I will give you a clue t' where me treaaye chest full o' jewels and gold be buried! 

 I be th' scurvy pirate 'o band 'o pirates 'n none gunna ever top th' likes 'o me. Away with t' unless ye be a lady - you can meet me in me quarters! Avast Matey!!!!

Meow Like a Pirate Day - Sept. 19

Welcome aboard mateys, I be Capt Jack Turner, t' leader o' this scurvy bunch. We be headin' out t' sea at daybreak t' find t' hidden treaaye. Come join us on T' Dirty Buccaneer. She may not look like much but she be gettin' us t' where we go in t' southern seas.

Once we find this chest o' jewels, we will live high for t' rest o' our lives, with all t' ladycats, grog and adventure we could want. Who be joinin' us. Tis be a chance o' a lifetime. Arrgh.

Meow Like a Pirate Day - 9/19

Avast matey!  Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day and I be Dread Pirate Ivy!  Like t’ famous Dread Pirate Roberts, I have a keen head for how t’ make a profit! I be a bit unpredictable but a pirate’s life be full o’uncertainies anyway.

Never heard of the famous Pirate Roberts ye say?  Arr – he be a pirate o’near-methical reputation. T’ Dread Pirate Roberts be feared across t’ seven seas for his ruthlessness and cutlasfightin’ prowess and he be well know for takin’ no prisoners.

Me ship is Neptune’s Doubloon and she be the fastest of all the seas. She be full o’me pillaging profits – gold, jewels and lots of rum.  I be known t' share t' goodies with me crew if they pass me test. Ye have t' prove ayeself.

We set sail at sunset on Friday so be at t' dock. If ye don’t pass muster it be t' t' plank t' walk for ye!

I be off now.  I be meetin' up with the likes of Cap't Jack Sparrow for a round of rum....and then some! Arrrgh!

MEOW Like A Pirate Day!

This day be made fer me. Me moniker be Dread scurvy pirate Snowball Flint 'n I be th' baddest bucko around. Ladies swoon at th' mention 'o me moniker 'n men run fer fear I gunna pull out me sword.  T' last wench port her heart on me arm! See fer yerself.

Come on th' poop deck me ship Th' Dark Lust 'n I gunna regal ye wit' tales to curl ye toes 'o all me adventures on th' high seven seas. Don't pay no mind to me faithful trusty parrot Torgay - he be tame unless I shout th' word.

I gunna spin yarns 'o me travels to far off places, th' ships I plundered 'n th' wenches I loved. If I like ya enough I will give you a clue t' where me treaaye chest full o' jewels and gold be buried! 

 I be th' scurvy pirate 'o band 'o pirates 'n none gunna ever top th' likes 'o me. Away with t' unless ye be a lady - you can meet me in me quarters! Avast Matey!!!!