Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Meow Like a Pirate Day - 9/19

Avast matey!  Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day and I be Dread Pirate Ivy!  Like t’ famous Dread Pirate Roberts, I have a keen head for how t’ make a profit! I be a bit unpredictable but a pirate’s life be full o’uncertainies anyway.
Never heard of the famous Pirate Roberts ye say?  Arr – he be a pirate o’near-methical reputation. T’ Dread Pirate Roberts be feared across t’ seven seas for his ruthlessness and cutlasfightin’ prowess and he be well know for takin’ no prisoners.

Me ship is Neptune’s Doubloon and she be the fastest of all the seas. She be full o’me pillaging profits – gold, jewels and lots of rum.  I be known t' share t' goodies with me crew if they pass me test. Ye have t' prove ayeself.

We set sail at sunset on Friday so be at t' dock. If ye don’t pass muster it be t' t' plank t' walk for ye!

I be off now.  I be meetin' up with the likes of Cap't Jack Sparrow for a round of rum....and then some! Arrrgh!



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