Avast matey! Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day and I be Dread Pirate Ivy! Like t’ famous Dread Pirate Roberts, I have a keen head for how t’ make a profit! I be a bit unpredictable but a pirate’s life be full o’uncertainies anyway.
Never heard of the famous Pirate Roberts ye say? Arr – he be a pirate o’near-methical reputation. T’ Dread Pirate Roberts be feared across t’ seven seas for his ruthlessness and cutlasfightin’ prowess and he be well know for takin’ no prisoners.