Welcome aboard mateys, I be Capt Jack Turner,
t' leader o' this scurvy bunch. We be headin' out t' sea at daybreak t'
find t' hidden treaaye. Come join us on T' Dirty Buccaneer. She may
not look like much but she be gettin' us t' where we go in t' southern
seas.
Once we find this chest o' jewels, we will
live high for t' rest o' our lives, with all t' ladycats, grog and
adventure we could want. Who be joinin' us. Tis be a chance o' a
lifetime. Arrgh.
